
Me Want Dragons, Me Get Dragons
***Spoilers for the Tawny Man Trilogy through chapter 26 of Fool’s Fate.***
So let me get this straight: I am supposed to just go about my regular life – work my full-time job (sadly, blogging for an audience of none doesn’t pay the bills), make dinners, drive my kids places, etc. – while Burrich is reuniting with Fitz on Aslevjal?
Oh, Robin, you sneaky little Hobb, you. When I saw the chapter title “Reunion,” I assumed it would be Fitz reuniting with Dutiful, Chade, and the rest of the dragon expedition gang. Never in a million years did I expect him to hobble back into camp and straight into Burrich’s strong embrace.
Did I have some questions about how Burrich – mostly blind and crippled – managed to make the harrowing journey across sea and glacier on his own? I did. But Burrich is the embodiment of “where there’s a will, there’s a way,” so I’m willing to go along with the “yada yada, he bumped into Longwick and made it to base camp” explanation and keep it moving. (I did at least appreciate Fitz questioning this seemingly impossible feat as well).
Their reunion is incredible, but there’s not much time to sit down and catch up, because, partially thanks to Web using his bird to tattle the slaying plans to Tintaglia, the situation with Icefyre has turned into a full-on pressure cooker. And when that cooker’s lid blasts off (barely a metaphor), it is on.
After attempting a controlled demolition of the ice encasing Icefyre, Fitz’s forgotten cask of explosive powder goes off unexpectedly, getting the job done (and taking out a few of those extraneous characters I’ve previously mentioned- RIP Eagle). Suddenly, we go from zero dragons to three in a matter of moments. First, Icefyre emerges in rough shape. Second, Tintaglia, punctual queen, arrives on the scene to collect her man. And third, because things can never go smoothly, the Pale Woman’s animated stone dragon, embodying the unhinged soul of Kebal Rawbread, awakens and clunkily hauls itself from the excavation pit.
Dragon Rawbread is given a clear missive from the Pale Woman: defeat at least one of the “real” dragons to prevent their procreation. (Gotta say, it’s handy having Fitz tuned into all the Skilling and dragon communicating throughout the battle. He’s basically our personal CB radio, picking up all the signals and keeping us in the know.) And so, a dragon battle ensues.
It was impossible not to think of Drogon and Rhaegar vs. the Night King’s undead Viserion during the Battle of Winterfell while reading this scene. (A rare Game of Thrones Season 8 bright spot. Well… not literally bright, but you know what I mean. I digress.) Icefyre is depleted but enormous; Tintaglia is comparatively tiny but fierce; and Dragon Rawbread is malformed but vicious. It’s quite the battle.

It culminates with Dragon Rawbread making a go for a downed Tintaglia, who’s being Wit-tended by Burrich and Swift. He unceremoniously deals Burrich a seemingly fatal blow, casting him aside and leaving only young Swift standing between him and his goal of ending real dragons for good.
[Editor’s (also me) note: In the next section, I proceed to discuss a failed prediction that, upon further reading, turned out to be a correct prediction. Savvier readers may recall that the Fool, in fact, gave Swift two arrows, and the plain gray one was the wizardwood arrow. I will leave in my initial reaction for posterity, but the actual outcome makes a lot more sense.]
Friends – when I tell you I was certain the moment for the wizardwood arrow had arrived. I was practically gleeful as I felt the moment approaching, and my prediction about to pay off…

Only to be hit with this:
“The Fool’s brightly painted arrow flew from his bow, to splinter uselessly against the stone dragon.”
Unlike Dragon Rawbread, this killed me. Whomp whomp to that prediction.
But no worries- the wizardwood artifact imbued with memories of dragons might have failed, but Swift’s last regular-degular arrow finds a weak spot in Dragon Rawbread’s eye, freezing him on the spot, releasing the souls of those forged into him, and leading to the fastest battle-to-fornication sequence ever.
Like Tintaglia and Icefyre, I see no reason not to jump straight into my musings:

Clearly, we have to start with the dragon fucking. The Forged souls had barely returned to the prisoners before Tintaglia and Icefyre were getting it on in the skies for all to see. They may be starving, beaten and bloodied, but the priority was clear.
And poor Elliania had to get a refresher on the birds and the bees from her fiancé, Dutiful, thanks to her confusion over what she was witnessing.
But honestly, it’s a real harbinger of how far we’ve all come. We started at the literal bottom, with Maulkin and his ragtag serpent followers, and now we’re here: Tintaglia and Icefyre, extremely ready to restore dragons to the realm.

Ok, clearly more to say on the reunion with Burrich. There is A LOT going on and Fitz is pretty preoccupied with the Fool’s fate hanging in balance, but he is also profoundly unready to process or discuss the past with Burrich, and does his best to avoid the conversation.

But Burrich didn’t trek blindly across a glacier to leave things unsaid. So he insists on a moment before Fitz’s next likely brush with death (hard to even find time between them these days), and we get this exchange:
“‘These words have been choking me since I was first told what I’d done. I’m sorry, Fitz. I’m sorry for all I took from you, without knowing I had taken it. I’m sorry for the years I can’t give back to you. But—but I can’t be sorry I made Molly my wife, or for the children and life we had together. Have. I can’t be. Because I was the better man for her. Just as Chivalry was better for Patience, when all unknowing he took her from me.’ He sighed suddenly, heavily. ‘Eda and El. What a strange, cruel spiral we’ve danced.’
My mouth was full of ashes. There was nothing to say.
Very, very softly, he asked me, ‘Are you going to come back and take her from me? Will you take her from our home, from our children? Because I know that you can. She always kept a place in her heart for the wild boy she loved. I … I never tried to change that. How could I? I loved him, too.'”
Sigh. The idea of their joint love and grief for Fitz hanging over them throughout their marriage. If I were giving Burrich notes, I might have cut the “I was the better man for her” line. That could’ve been left unsaid. Poor Fitz has literally been sacrificing himself to save the realm- and he’s proven himself a pretty devoted partner. (I could also point out some shortcomings of Burrich as a husband, but I’ll tactfully decline.) Regardless, Burrich wants Fitz to return home with him, and Fitz is extremely unready to go there.
So we leave their reunion with the promise of more talks to come. Unfortunately, those talks may be delayed, as Fitz is informed that Burrich is dying from his injuries inflicted by Dragon Rawbread. It looks like my dragon Skill-healing prediction was yet another flop- will we see it employed here instead? We know Burrich can’t be reached via the Skill; does that extend to healing? Answers await!

A quick “death looms” recap:
- We get Burrich back in the mix for a handful of pages and he’s already on death’s door.
- After a moment of post-battle forge-reversal hope regarding our Fool, Peottre unequivocally informs Fitz that he no longer lives. (I’ll believe it when I see it.)
- Seemingly emerging completely unscathed: Chade.


Robin certainly chose an accurate title for this book, as I have found myself referring to the fate of the Fool approximately 800 times throughout my reaction posts. And it’s his fate that serves as the undercurrent of these chapters. Every character has their own motivations driving their choices, but while Fitz wrestles with competing agendas, it’s saving the Fool that dominates his every thought.
In a rare prediction gone right, it’s ultimately Fitz’s last-minute connection to Icefyre that brings clarity:
“As the Fool had predicted, the choice had passed to me. I had come so close to fulfilling the Pale Woman’s dreams. I set my own fingertips to the marks the Fool had left on my wrist. ‘Forgive me,’ I begged him. ‘Forgive me for doing what you hoped I would do.’”
Stunning.


There were a few humorous moments in these chapters that teetered a bit too close to overt for my taste. The funniest RotE moments, to me, are always of the subtler variety:
“Having so bravely immobilized my scrawny opponent, I craned to see what was happening below me.”

I hate to gloss over the important roles Nettle and Thick play here. Nettle keeps Icefyre alive with her own harrowing Skill-journey into his dragon consciousness. She’s almost lost to the Skill-abyss if not for Thick’s strong ability, paired with his familiarity with her, allowing him to bring her back to herself.
But I really appreciated circling back to Nettle’s supposed awareness of Fitz as her father. When Fitz first interpreted Nettle’s comments about “her papa going to slay a dragon,” I was a little leery. Even before we knew what Burrich was up to, it seemed odd that she would refer to Fitz as “Papa” instead of Burrich, whom she’s always called that. Now, did I express my skepticism at the time? Or did I lean fully into Fitz’s interpretation? Heaven forbid I get a correct prediction down in writing. (Serves me right for trusting Fitz’s reading of events.)
But! I did lament not getting to see that revelation play out on the page – hope is restored!!

Chade remains a colossal twat. I nominate him as Icefyre’s post-coital snack.

We leave Fitz at perhaps the lowest he’s ever been- which is saying something. Big shades of the end of Assassin’s Quest: he’s seemingly saved the day, but at what cost?
Allow me some highlights of the lowlights:
“The dying man. Burrich. He jolted back into my thoughts like one of Chade’s explosions. Yes. I would lose him, too. It was too much, far too much. I put my face down in my hands and curled up, rocking back and forth in the snow. Too much. Too much.”
And more:
“I just sat there, trying to die, trying to let go of a life where I failed everyone I cared about.”
And just in case that wasn’t enough, our closing note:
“I felt Forged. ‘I was lost a long time ago,’ I told him. Then I took a deep breath, stood up, and followed him.”


I don’t really fancy myself much of a prognosticator (obviously), but that won’t deter me from making predictions.
In Peottre’s blunt relaying of the Fool’s supposed death, we get this:
“Peottre nodded, and then said reluctantly, ‘Very sure. They had—’ He stopped speaking suddenly. When he resumed, he said flatly, ‘He was dead. He could not have lived through that. He was dead.'”
So when I read that, my mind filled in the blank of where he trailed off: “They had… ” with cut off his head. Anyone else? Or am I just dark? But that has me thinking…
Could it be rooster crown time?
(Now listen, I’m not sure how a rooster crown is going to mend a severed head, but I’m willing to find out!)

Next chapter is “Healings”- which I can only assume means that, rather than any of our beloved characters being healed, Robin’s going to patch us up just enough to more thoroughly destroy us down the stretch.
Cheers!