Reactions from the Realm: Fool’s Assassin, Chapter 11 – Epilogue

Chilled to the Bone

***Spoilers for Fool’s Assassin. Mentions of the events of The Farseer Trilogy, The Liveship Traders Trilogy, The Tawny Man Trilogy, and The Rain Wilds Chronicles are fair game, too.***

Never in my life have I been more unsettled than reading the final line of the Fool’s Assassin epilogue:

“Nothing warned me on that bright day that the darkest time of my life had begun.”

Here we fucking go. The tracks have been laid. The players established. The Fool is here. And Fitz is about to be going through it like we have never seen before. And we have seen him through some lows.

So yes, we are in the thick of this trilogy now, and I am absolutely shitting myself for what book two has in store.

But let’s not get ahead of ourselves. We have a lot of Fool’s Assassin to discuss before we leap ahead into certain disaster.

And you may have noticed it’s been many chapters since my last check-in. Your girl is riding on vibes right now. Before, I was compelled to hop in at both Bee’s birth and then Molly’s death – but the last sixty percent of the book called me to forge ahead. I’m not stalling out in this series like Tarman beached in the Rain Wild River shallows. I’ve been swept up in the Skill current and am fully motivated to see this journey through.

I’m starting to verge into the Fool’s messenger territory – talking about the important message she needs to deliver over and over instead of actually delivering it 😵‍💫. So let’s stop talking about talking about it and get into it.


I think there’s nowhere we can start but at the end. From the moment Fitz stabs the Fool in the market (classic blunder 🤪), this story slams on the accelerator and doesn’t let up. And it sends our two main characters down diverging paths. We’ve got Fitz and the Fool reuniting with the old gang back in Buckkeep, and Bee sent back to Withywoods under the care of Lant and Shun. What could go wrong?

Let’s start with Fitz and the Fool, and all that their long-awaited reunion entails.

We’ve seen many versions of the Fool, and please excuse my insensitivity, but smelly beggar Fool may be my least favorite. And it’s not just that he’s smelly (though the repeated mentions of his rotten breath don’t exactly endear him), but I’m a little annoyed with his dipshittery.

As in, why is he not sharing the moment he had with Bee prior to Fitz’s attempted murder? The one where time melts and Bee reveals her White Prophetness to him? This feels like a pretty critical detail to circle back to, given the profound nature of the interaction and that it’s the entire reason Fitz stabbed him. Seems important!

Instead, we get a very nonchalant brush-off during pillow talk, where the Fool wistfully suggests he may have found his son for a moment, but no, he must have been mistaken.

Da fuq?

Get it together, you two.

They are also extremely hung up on the gender of the unexpected “son.” Given the Fool’s own fluidity, the rigid insistence on searching for a boy is a bit mystifying.

I have to believe Fitz and the Fool are the most well-matched prophet/catalyst pair in history.

And don’t get me wrong, their reunion is also incredibly tender and heartbreaking. We get a lot of insight into where this story is heading (who’s ready to get into the Whites?? 🙋‍♀️). But from Fitz’s utter desperation to save the Fool’s life to the devotion and care he shows, the intensity of their bond is instantly reignited.

“Brandy with Fitz. By a fire. In clean clothes. With food. One last time, and almost I could die happy.”

Well said, Fool. I have a feeling we’d better enjoy that brief moment of peace before all hell breaks loose.


And then, of course, there is my dear, sweet little Bee. I have grown quite fond of our intriguing little moppet, and I’ve really enjoyed watching the Fitz-Bee, daddy-daughter-against-the-world dynamic develop and strengthen.

Fitz takes a lot of flack for being an unfit father, but I – unabashed Fitz defender till I die – think he’s doing just fine. He may not prioritize fashion or perfect hygiene, but he’s actually quite attuned to his daughter and genuinely nurturing toward who she is. He’s not perfect, but no one could question his love or devotion.

“I glanced at her. I loved her in her little brown tunics and leggings, free to run and tumble.”

🥹

Now, with that said, sending Bee off with Shun and Lant in favor of tending to the Fool was… tough.

I’m going to save my full thoughts on Lant and Shun for Musings (don’t worry, they will be plentiful), but this decision sets up an absolutely insane chain of events.

So Bee gets back to Withywoods, everything seeming to fall back into place. The children resume lessons with Lant- and suddenly, chaos erupts. A raid is underway.

Those who were torturing the Fool – the Servants, hunting the “unexpected son” – have infiltrated Withywoods. And bloodshed follows.

We get an impaled Revel stumbling down the hall to warn the children to run and hide.

Let’s take a moment to pour one out for steward Revel. Not a major character, but I really enjoyed his steady presence. And the bond he forms with Bee toward the end was quite touching. Almost like it was built up specifically to make his loss hurt more. Thanks, Robin.

From there, the children flee with Bee and Perseverance taking the lead, trying to guide them into the secret tunnels. They succeed in getting most of the children safely hidden, but unfortunately, the door gets latched before Bee can get in, so she and Perseverance are off toward the stables instead.

They witness the raiders interrogating the remaining members of the household, searching for a pale boy (or man?) who had arrived at the estate sometime over the last few years and see Lant bleeding out on the ground.

Yada yada, Bee and Perseverance escape on horseback. A chase ensues. Perseverance is struck by an arrow and unhorsed. Bee covers him up with her invisibility cloak (c’mon, we all thought it), planning to return for him, and rides on, only to be captured.

They tell her they’ve come to take her home. Their lost White, recovered. And we end with Bee fully abducted, wrapped in a chilling embrace.

The evil cult vibes are so strong.

Stay strong, Bee! Daddy Fitz is coming for you. And we know what Fitz is like when he’s on a mission.

You’re on notice, Servants. He’s going to find you. And he’s going to kill you.


So where does that leave us?

  • Bee is taken, and Fitz is about to go apeshit.
  • Perseverance is left on the road with a hopefully non-fatal shoulder wound. I’d love for him to be the one to relay what happened to Fitz, and possibly even join the rescue/vengeance quest. Old man Fitz is going to need an eager youth at his side.
  • We believe Lant to be dead, but the status of everyone else at Withywoods is unclear. I’m having a hard time believing Shun was taken out (I’m not that lucky), so I’m expecting survivors. But… I don’t know, man. This crew does not strike me as the “leave witnesses” type.
  • We’ve also got the children trapped in the walls (who presumably have no clue how to get out), and I am very concerned the Servants set fire to the estate before bouncing. Fitz’s epilogue of doom mentions flames and smoke, so… yeah. Not feeling great about that. Hard to imagine everyone gets wiped out, but we shall see.
  • The Fool is here, but he ain’t thriving. We’ve got a planned Skill-healing on deck, so let’s see how that goes. I would very much like a vibrant Fool moving forward.

Well. The only way to get answers is marching forward. Directly into the darkest period of Fitz’s life.

MUSINGS!

Lant and Shun

I’m going to lump these two together, as they very much did for themselves. And wow – what a tough hang.

Starting with Lant: real disappointment for me. After the setup as failed Chade spy boy and his earlier interaction with Fitz, I had expectations. When he finally arrives at Withywoods as Bee’s teacher, I was hoping for some sort of mentorship arc, perhaps even a bond forming with Fitz.

Instead? He’s a let down.

He has a few okay moments, but for the most part he’s just kind of an ass.

And then there’s Shun.

She didn’t disappoint me, because she sucked so hard immediately, and therefore I never had any expectations to begin with.

And boy does she suck. Entitled and vapid. She is maddening.

Now, I want to write her off completely. But it’s impossible to read Shun and not think of one Malta fucking Vestrit.

Is it possible she escapes the Withywoods massacre, and that losing Lant forces her to reprioritize a bit? Could she play a role in saving the trapped children? I can’t really picture myself being particularly endeared to Shun, but I know better than to doubt Robin’s witchcraft.

This is all, of course, assuming she’s even alive moving forward. We shall see!

I’ve said it many times, but it bears repeating: Robin Hobb’s portrayal of grief on page is masterful.

As with Nighteyes, Molly’s death, and its ongoing effects, are handled so adeptly.

There are myriad small moments where grief creeps up on Bee or Fitz – sharp, unexpected stabs of emotional pain.

First, Fitz:

“I scratched my cheek and felt how deep my beard had grown. I’d still not trimmed it, I suddenly realized, and Molly had not rebuked me. All thoughts fled my mind for a moment as a wave of loss drenched and drowned me again.”

And then Bee, as she is shown her new room and clothing:

“I did not know how to feel. All this new clothing, all at once, and none of it made by my mother’s hands. No one had held it up against me to check the length, or asked if I would have flowers or scrolls round the hem. I knit my brow and tried to comprehend my mother’s death, all over again. Every time I thought I had mastered it, some new manifestation of it would overwhelm me.”

Speechless.

In a league of her own.

I don’t really know the general reception or consensus around the Fitz and the Fool trilogy, but I would imagine the introduction of Bee’s POV is at least somewhat divisive.

Personally? I love it.

Not only does it keep the story feeling fresh and expansive, but the opportunity to see Fitz from the outside is fascinating.

After six-and-some-change books of experiencing everything through Fitz’s lens – his perspective, his self-image – it’s incredible to suddenly get another angle. And we’ve always had hints that Fitz’s perception isn’t entirely reliable (his “known” bad temper that really isn’t a part of his self-identity). Hell, the entire premise of him recording his life is rooted in that tension between truth and perception.

It’s these kinds of meta layers that elevate this story – and Robin’s craft – to another level. History and perception are shaped by who is telling the story, where they are in their life, where their loyalties lie, and so on. Even the same person will tell the same story differently depending on when they’re telling it.

So all that to say: getting these outside glimpses – through Bee, of Fitz and the reaction of others to Fitz from Bee is endlessly compelling. You’d think stepping away from his POV might weaken our connection to him a bit, but for me, it’s doing the opposite. It’s deepening it.

Since this is starting to veer into critical essay territory, I’ll offer two quick examples to support my thesis:

First, Fitz’s confrontation with the dog torturer in the market, as seen through Bee:

“The dog butcher ceased his mewling and grew still. He looked up at my father as if he looked at Death himself.”

And then Bee’s observation of Lant’s reaction to Fitz:

“I saw that he looked at my father almost anxiously, as if his approval was extremely important. He fears him, I thought to myself. And then I thought how silly I was not to realize that Scribe Lant was very vulnerable, not just in that he had seen what my father was capable of when he was a boy, but also in that he was relying on my father’s hospitality to remain safely hidden.”

We do get moments of Fitz recognizing how others might see him, but they’re always filtered through his own wounds, his own (not-so-great) self-concept.

And of course, Bee’s perception of Fitz isn’t neutral either. He’s her father. A larger-than-life protector.

But this additional lens – this new way of seeing him – is incredibly enriching for an already potent character.

(Also, in the interest of preventing this from tilting too scholarly: getting to watch Daddy Fitz do daddy things is, generally speaking, appreciated. Apologies to Bee.)

I really enjoyed in the wake of Molly’s death, Fitz gaining appreciation for everything she did to keep the estate running. He’s basically like, “damn, why isn’t my laundry getting done, and boy, my sheets are getting funky.”

It’s a bit of a love letter to the often underappreciated “women’s work” that is so vital to keep things functioning.

“Molly, I thought to myself. I had believed that I spoiled her with my attentions and gifts. Actually, she was the one who had spoiled me, allowing me to wake in the morning and think first of what I needed to do that day, rather than what someone else needed done.”

Robin’s such a real one. She just gets it.

Bonus “I feel seen” moment:

“It seemed to me that just as I was already overwhelmed the manor turned on me and developed every imaginable problem.”

As a parent and a homeowner… just, yes.

One observation as we move about a third of the way through our final trilogy: there’s been very little connection to the broader realm so far.

Notably, a distinct lack of dragon and/or Elderlings. I’m anticipating at least some degree of infusion as the story proceeds, which means we’ve got two books to really pack it in.

We do get a little teaser right at the end when Fitz returns to Buckkeep with the Fool- there’s a dinner underway with “delegates from Bingtown, Jamaillia, and Kelsingra.” 🚨🚨🚨

Bingtown and Kelsingra, you say??

I’m hoping whoever is in town is
a) one of our southern A-team players (don’t insult me with Serilla), and
b) about to get in the mix.

I’m always pulling for more Reyn and we’ve got some unexplored dreamwalking connections I’d like to delve into.

And I for sure need Fitz getting into it with some dragons. At this point, the various magics across this world need to start colliding.

Lastly, I don’t ask for much, but please please please can I have Fitz sailing on ShipFitz in pursuit of Bee???

This may be my favorite paragraph of the entire series:

“It was intriguing to ponder that the first set of love letters was from Burrich, who raised my father and later wed my mother, raising my sister as if she were his child and fathering six boys of his own with her. So his first love had been Lady Patience, wife to my grandfather? And later he had raised my father, before marrying my mother? The contorted branches of my family tree dizzied and fascinated me.”

Just the most perfect summary of the absolutely batshit relations in this family.

Such a fun little wink to us readers. Right there with you, Bee.

All-time Fitz line:

“One always falls back on one’s strongest talents in time of distress. So I lied.”

Made even better by the fact that this is the prelude to him reassuring Shun she isn’t a nuisance.

🤌

Sooo… Chade is Shun’s father, yes?

Pervy old ass impregnated her mother at some Buckkeep festival when she was nineteen. Ugh.

Sometimes I wonder if my hatred of Chade is a little over the top. I know deeply flawed characters are sort of a signature of this series. But I’m never more than a few chapters away from feeling completely vindicated in my feelings toward him.

And once again, we have a moment where we really have to question Fitz’s deduction abilities.

He immediately clocks Shun as Farseer blood. Not Dutiful’s. Not his. Hmmm.

If only there was another Farseer man, one known for tomcatting around Buckkeep. 🤮

And on top of that, what could possibly explain Chade’s overinvolvement in Shun’s life?

A real stumper, this one.

Okay, your girl left herself a lot to cover, and I would like to wrap this up and keep moving.

So here’s a quick brain dump of very important Bee-related things that I haven’t properly touched on, but absolutely deserve mention:

  • Bee as a White. Her prophetic dreams (snake boat dream!!). Whatever was going on with her on market day with the brain fog.
  • Wolf Father! It is criminal that I’m relegating this to a sub-bullet, because force-ghost Nighteyes certainly deserves better. Obviously I love his dream-spirit guidance, and will take him in any form I can get him.
  • Her connections with Fitz: Skill and Wit. Secret tunnel pals!
  • Her crush on Lant and jealousy of Shun. Pitch perfect and such an effective reminder that, for all her extraordinariness, Bee is still just a young girl.
  • Wit-chatting with cats. Never too much cat.

Alright, probably could/should write an entire in-depth musing on each of those points, but we press on.

I really am trying to wrap this up. But as I was going back through my highlights to make sure I hadn’t missed anything, I came across this line from Nettle, and I simply cannot leave it out.

“People love you far more than you deserve, Tom Badgerlock. But you don’t even believe that they love you at all.” I was still pondering that when she added, “And I am one of those people.”

There’s a lot packed into that. 😮‍💨


Ok, feeling in a Fitz and the Fool flow state. We know Robin can murder a book two. Let’s get it.